"The Disturbing Roar of Hollow Patriotism" was forwarded to me in an email. As I
read this mans views, it made me mad. REAL mad, until I read the second letter,
which is an awesome response to Garrison Keillor.

I have no idea if this was an actual article written by Mr. Keillor, but I felt compelled to
share it because my husband IS himself a Vietnam Veteran, and the response to Mr.
Keillor's article is well written and well deserved, fact or fiction.


The Disturbing Roar of Hollow Patriotism
By Garrison Keillor
May 28, 2008

Three hundred thousand bikers spent Memorial Day weekend roaring around
Washington in tribute to our war dead, and I stood on Constitution Avenue on
Sunday afternoon watching a river of them go by, waiting for a gap in the procession
so I could cross over to the Mall and look at pictures. The street had been closed off
for them and they motored on by, some flying the Stars and Stripes and the black
MIA-POW flag, honking, revving their engines, an endless celebration of internal
combustion.

A patriotic bike rally is sort of like a patriotic toilet-papering or patriotic graffiti; the
patriotism somehow gets lost in the sheer irritation of the thing. Somehow a person
associates Memorial Day with long moments of silence when you summon up
mental images of pilots revving up B-24s and infantrymen crouched behind piles of
rubble steeling themselves for the next push.

You don't quite see the connection between that and these fat men with ponytails on
Harleys. After hearing a few thousand bikes go by, you think maybe we could airlift
these gentlemen to Baghdad to show their support of the troops in a more tangible
way. It took 20 minutes until a gap appeared and then a mob of us pedestrians
flooded across the street and the parade of bikes had to stop for us, and on we went
to show our patriotism by, in my case, hiking around the National Gallery, which,
after you've watched a few thousand Harleys pass, seems like an outpost of
civilization.

There stood Renoir's ballerina in pale blue chiffon and Monet's children in the
garden of sunflowers. And Mary Cassatt's "The Boating Party," which I stood and
stared at for a long time. A lady in a white bonnet sits in a green sailboat, holding a
contented baby in pink, as a man rows the boat toward a distant shore. (Perhaps the
boat is becalmed.) The man wears a navy blue shirt, he is preoccupied with his
rowing, and the lady looks wan and mildly anxious, as well a mother should be. The
baby is looking dreamily over the gunwales. Is the man a hired hand or is he the
husband and father?

A work of art can lift you up from the mishmash of life, the weight of the unintelligible
world, and vulgarity squats on you like an enormous toad and won't get off. You
stroll down past the World War II Memorial, which looks like something ordered out
of a catalog, a bland insult to the memory of all who served, and thousands of
motorcycles roar by disturbing the Sabbath, and it depresses you for hours.

If anyone cared about the war dead, they could go read David Halberstam's The
Coldest Winter or Stephen Ambrose's Citizen Soldiers or any of a hundred other
books, and they would get a vision of what it was like to face death for your country,
but the bikers riding in formation are more interested in being seen than in learning
anything. They are grown men playing soldier, making a great hullabaloo without
exposing themselves to danger, other than getting drunk and falling off a bike.

No wonder the Current Occupant welcomed them with open arms at the White
House, put on a black leather vest, and gave a manly speech about how he'd just
"choppered in" and saw the horde "cranking up their machines," and he thanked
them for being so patriotic. They are his kind of guys, full of bluster, giving off
noxious fumes, and when they leave town, nobody misses them.

Meanwhile, the man pulls at the oars, the lady wonders if this trip was a good idea or
if some disaster is at hand, and the child lolls on her lap, dazed by the sun. They
started this trip in 1894 and haven't advanced an inch; meanwhile, half the people
who ever stood and watched them have reached that distant shore and the rest of us
are getting closer every day.

I am the boatman and maybe you are, too - it is quiet on the water, we lean on the
oars, and we are suspended in time, united with every other man, woman and child
who ever voyaged afar.

_______________________________________________________________________

Dear Mr. Keillor:

Your article was forwarded to me by a very large number of very angry individuals,
and, just as I suspect that they will have something to say to you about this, it has
also prompted me to respond. I'm angry too, but I will try very hard to choke that
down so that I can provide what I hope will be seen as a thoughtful response to an
extremely insensitive and not terribly well-thought out opinion piece.

Hollow patriotism you say? The connection you quite obviously miss between
"these fat men with ponytails on Harleys" and "pilots revving up B-24s and
infantrymen crouched behind piles of rubble steeling themselves for the next push"
is that many of these Harley riders have been the pilots and the infantrymen of which
you speak.

If you had taken time to look around at places like Khe Sanh, or LZ XRAY in the Ia
Drang Valley, or perhaps some hot, stinking nondescript rice paddy seven clicks
from "who knows where in the hell we are" in the 1960's, you would have seen a lot
of us. Maybe you were there and didn't look.

Maybe you weren't, but like to talk about the issue as though you actually know
something about it. Either way, you should know that we weren't fat in those days.
We didn't have ponytails either. We were young, filthy dirty, underweight, sick and
scared to a point of numbness that you can't know unless you've lived it, every
damned day, with no escape. We lost friends; we lived through and saw things that
can, without warning, wake some of us even today, screaming from our
sleep.

Like every solider who has ever fought, since the dawn of history, we did not fight for
honor, for duty or for country. We fought for the guys beside us who refused to run
out on us. The ones that talked us down from madness. The ones that held us when
we were sick, or shared a last cigarette hiding under a poncho and a blanket of
mosquitoes. And the ones that we watched bleeding to death, and crying for their
mothers while we held them in our arms, trying to comfort them while we watched
their eyes go dull. For us, it is not the vivid blues and
greens of the art that lifts you from the mishmash of life that are important on
Memorial Day. Instead, on this day, we have these images that we will never forget,
as long as our hearts still beat.

You seem most upset because you were inconvenienced trying to cross a street that
you admit had been blocked off for the passage of these riders, many from the
Patriot Guard, or other organizations dedicated to honoring both the living and the
dead who go in harms way in our Country's name. Upset because these classless
oafs delayed your trip to the National Gallery where you celebrated Memorial Day by
taking in a Renoir.

Meanwhile many of the fat, pony-tailed oafs, tried, after several aborted attempts, and
with tears streaming down their faces, to make it to the Wall without collapsing in
tears in front of names engraved in stone, but with the memory of souls engraved
more deeply in our hearts and minds. And we leave mementos, a flag, a patch, a ring,
a medal, a can saved from a 1 in 12. Something, anything to let a comrade know,
"Brother I have not forgotten you, and I know I'll see you soon." I have names on that
wall. I have started and stopped on that path a dozen times. Sometimes I make it,
sometimes I don't. I believe in my heart that the brothers I go to see there know that
at least I
tried.

Perhaps we rid e and rev our engines to celebrate the life a buddy cannot. Maybe
some of us do it because it keeps them from sticking a gun in their mouth to end a
pain and guilt they cannot escape. Guilt and pain caused by the knowledge that we
lived while a buddy died.

Maybe we do it because by banding together we can absorb the strength to go on
from one another. People who have shared the horror, people who would rather
work up the guts to look at their tear streaked reflections on the Wall than to study
Monet or Cassat at your side. As much as many of us appreciate the art, on this day,
we have other images to deal with that are much more compelling to us.

We do care very deeply about the war dead, Mr. Keillor. We need not read Hablerstam
or Ambrose to get a vision of what it was like. We have visions we cannot escape. Of
death and destruction. Of the shredded meat left by a claymore on a jungle trail, or
the empty hole where a 19 year old buddy from clear back at Basic was trying to get
small just before a mortar hit it. We ride to honor our dead, we ride to show solidarity
with those in harm's way now. What have you to teach us of war and death Mr.
Keillor? What have you to teach us about remembering?

You may be the boatman. For all I care, you can have the boat. But I, fat and pony
tailed as I am, along with my fat and pony tailed brothers - We are our brothers'
keepers. And every Memorial Day, from now till the day I go to join my friends, lost so
long ago, I will have my fat ass planted out there on the Harley, flag flying, wind in my
hair. Because if a certain Lance Corporal had not died while pushing my face down
into one of those stinking, filthy rice paddies, this is exactly where he would be and
exactly what he would be doing.

So, you celebrate this solemn holiday your way, Mr. Keillor. I and my brothers and
sisters will choose to honor our dead in our way too. You can question our fat, old
bodies all you wish. But don't you ever question our patriotism again.

And since I have failed miserably to keep my anger in check, despite my promise to
do so, you can go to Hell, Mr. Keillor, and you can take the Renoir with you.

Jim Nolley